Welcome to the very first Cabbagie Awards Results show, hosted by those facilitators of foolishness, those composers of craziness, Lady Lostris and HammerOfThor.
[Cheers of adoration from the audience. People faint at the mere sight of their awesomeness.]
For the past week, we have been asking you to come up with the craziest, most out-there nominations you could, and you have done exactly that, with more than 300 comments and over 200 nominations being made (seriously, don't you guys have anything better to do with your time). We've read through all the nominations, and each one demonstrates just how crazy you people are, so much so that we would seriously suggest seeing a psychiatrist.
But lets face it, we all know why so many nominations were made – the userbox. It is the Holy Grail of userboxes, possession of which signifies a user beyond the realms of mere awesomeness. The simple mention of its name can cause grown men to weep.
Well here it is.
This user was a winner of a Cabbagie Award in 2012.
I'll give you a moment to recover.
Everyone who participated in the Cabbagie Awards can place this userbox on their profile with the template {{CabbagieAward}}, to show the rest of the world that they were there at one of the defining moments of this century. And even if you didn't participate, still feel free to put in on your profile; no one's gonna hurt you. Much.
There is of course one other award to be given out, to the two users who came up with the craziest nomination. After much deliberation, we have decided to award the award (wow that's badly worded) for Craziest Cabbagie Category Creator to:
Uiop60 for his nomination of Theavatardemotivator for the most Surprisingly Sudden (Somewhat Sad) Sayonara (and Subsequent Silence) Award! (AKA the Septuple-S).
Magicstar351 for her nomination of herself for the "Best Magicstar351" award, her bestest friend Clair for "The Steve-est" cabbagie, and every character that she has ever written a book about for the "Most Buttery-Steve-like-Sammest-Smoothietastical-Hankish-Weedy-Buke-Cloudstalker-Julia/Nora-Dragonleaf-MinoinZaharaka-Ashley/Martha/Katie-Lukeyest-SunGirl-UnicornPerson-CookieDawg-Jujitsu-Buddy-Ilovetheocen-Sunshine" Cabbagie!!
Lets give them a hand. And the name of a good shrink.
So what is the whole point of this results show, other than an excuse for us to waste your time. Well, with all the time you guys put into coming up with your nominations, we wanted to give you the chance to accept your award properly, like a proper awards show. Because that's the proper thing to do, and should be done properly. So flex those fingers, dust off that keyboard, and write your response below.
Before you read the complete list of winners and nominations, allow us to thank you for your participation. The response has been beyond all our expectations, and it is because of you that the awards succeeded. So pat yourselves on the back; you did good. And, we would like to give a final thank you to Master Ratava for creating the epic images that we have used during these awards. They would have been a lot duller without those images, so thank you.
HammerOfThor nominated Lady Lostris for making the best Belgian waffles this side of the galaxy
HammerOfThor nominated Monkeyfeathers94 for being the featheriest monkey somehow related to the number 94
Lady Lostris nominated HammerOfThor for having the biggest hammer of all on this wiki.
Lady Lostris nominated Thailog for being the most sensitive administrator.
The Bos nominated The 888th Avatar for the highest numbered Avatar on this wiki.
AvatarRokusGhost nominated BlueDagger for being the ultimate Cactus Juice Narc-master.
AvatarRokusGhost nominated Master Ratava for being the cabbagiest cabbage-master in the entire cabbage galaxy (雙節棍 shuāng jié gùn).
Agent Slash nominated Omashu Rocks for having the coolest rocks in the galaxy.
QuidditchQueen nominated Monkeyfeathers94 for the relation of monkeys, feathers, and the coolest of numbers all into one extraordinary Avatard!
LegendaryNinja nominated ZukoTheViper12007AvatarNo1Fan for the best greek viper and firebender warrior!
Agent Slash nominated The Ultimate Waterbender for being able to totally own Katara and Pakku any day.
Lady Lostris nominated The Ultimate Waterbender for the Most Ultimate Cabbagie.
LegendaryNinja nominated Random Ranaun and Lady Lostris for the best images uploaders!!
Master Ratava nominated AvatarRokusGhost for being the best Ghost on this entire wiki!
Master Ratava nominated MateyY for being the best Mate-yY and supportive wikian o.ov
Master Ratava nominated Mysteria Femina for unknown reasons, since she's so mysterious. ^_~
Master Ratava nominated TheCatOwl for being the best Cat (or could it be Owl?!? O.o') of this wiki \o/
Unnamed Airbender nominated himself for being totally obsessed with whole Avatar series.
Lady Lostris nominated HammerOfThor for being Cabbage of Being the Least Aware of His Surroundings - seriously, how the hell do you miss a wall?!
HammerOfThor nominated Lady Lostris for not understanding the idea of leaving nominations as a new comment. Seriously, how could you miss that.
Lady Lostris nominated herself for the Rebellion Badass Cabbage B-)
Master Ratava nominated himself for being the worst fanon delayer in the world (who can remember last time I uploaded a chapter here?!? Neither do I! =3)
Falcon31 nominated herself for being the least biggest fan of Stewed Sea Prunes with Egg Custard Pie...ew...
AvatarRokusGhost nominated Master Ratava for valuing quality over quantity (and it's nothing to be ashamed of) :-P
HammerOfThor nominated AvatarRokusGhost for being the Butt-King
Master Ratava nominated everybody posting on this blog Cabbag'dasses
QudditchQueen nominated for being the Quidditch Queen and for wanting the special userbox. ^_^
Qudditch Queen nominated Avatar1023 for having the same birthday as her and for his, unique-ish name!
Agent Slash nominated himself for being the best secret Agent and biggest Suki fanboy on the wiki.
AnonAmon nominated herself for her awesome username and for being Mako's biggest fan!
Lady Lostris nominated Skybender101 for the Floating Cabbagie.
Keenk5 nominated himself for being more knowledgable than Roku, Koh, Gyatso, Iroh and Paku all mixed together about Avatar Trivia.
RandoMaster07 nominated the first person to reply to this comment for the Person Who First Replied To A Guy With A Pabu Profile Pic award! (Master Ratava)
74.197.36.159 nominated Master Ratava for "Best Cabbagie Award Picture Drawer" Award.
Three Five Six nominated the collaborative efforts of HammerOfThor and Lady Lostris for bringing us the very first Cabbagies award. ;)
Three Five Six nominated themselves for nominating myself award. ^_^
Plasmabender117 nominated all the trolls of the wiki for "Why do you Need to Ruin Other People's Hard Work and Fun" Award
98.253.73.222 nominated Mako for "Everyone's Favorite Douchebag Boyfriend."
Master Ratava nominated his fanon reader's the nicest readers! ò.óv Cabbage Fanon User Awards!
A True Fire Ferret nominated herself for being the Truest Fire Ferret (Eh, who am I kidding, I just want to win a userbox!)
A True Fire Ferret nominated I"Maxiumus"d for having awesome review blogs. (Yeah, sorry I never commented on those!)
A True Fire Ferret nominated Toph for Holding A Grudge the Longest (Seriously, 28 years later and she still calls Aang Twinkle Toes because of that fight in Earth Rumble VI) [She can win in spirit]
A True Fire Ferret nominated Hama for this category [Win in spirit]
A True Fire Ferret nominated Meelo for being the leaf-iest [He too can win the cabbagie in sprit]
A True Fire Ferret nominated The Cabbage Merchant for having the most unnecessary statue (Seriously, Katara and Sokka don't get statues but this guy does...?) [One more person to win in spirt]
A True Fire Ferret nominated Pabu for cutest Fire Ferret [Yeah, you can probably stop reading now]
A True Fire Ferret nominated Amon, Tarrlok and Hiroshi Sato for "Biggest A**hole"
A True Fire Ferret nominated Asami and Sokka for being the bada**est non-bender
A True Fire Ferret nominated all benders in A:TLA and TLOK for Best Bender
BlackMonkey nominated BlueDagger for cooking up the best fettuccine alfredo I've had in Kenya since 1932.
HoDgEPoDgE nominated the Cabbage guy for having the Worst Luck Ever (seriously though even after death it still follows him!)
HoDgEPoDgE nominated Yakone for having the Most Creepiest Face (especially when he bloodbends!!!!) and Ability Ever.
HoDgEPoDgE nominated Annawantimes for being the Most Likely to Completely Change What You Just Did on the Wiki Award!
HoDgEPoDgE nominated myself for being the Too Obsessed with a Cartoon Award
Azulazulazula nominated BlueDagger for being the biggest, strangest, and craziest KorraFanboy in the entire world.
Azulazulazula nominated SifuHotman for being the wiki class clown with a bowl of spaghetti on his head.
Azulazulazula nominated Bolin for having the strangest nose I've ever seen.
Azulazulazula nominated Cabbagie for being the best titular character of an awards ceremony ever, and for being the most beloved Avatar character of all time and the one that everybody, even those who barely watch the show, remember.
Krazykid51 nominated Fire Eater for fearlessly challenging the Korra Quo and having the exact personality trait that rustles my jimmies more than any other.
Krazykid51 nominated SifuHotman90 for being the master of ninja-ing peoples' comments.
Krazykid51 nominated Vulmen for his seemingly excessive use of the semicolon; which; after reading up on it; can be substituted for commas on almost any occasion.
Krazykid51 nominated PSUAvatar14 for doing a great job of reverting all of my edits followed by my starting a conversation about whose edit was better leading to a compromise which, after all of that hard work, is removed within the hour because someone was able to write an even better version of the sentence we had been debating (what a waste of an hour).
Krazykid51 nominated The 888th Avatar because he'll someday defeat his opponents in his university debating society with such mind-blowing words of public speaker-ness that a Cabbagie won't be enough to sum up his awe-inspiring victory.
Krazykid51 nominated his box turtle Mankey for being named after one of the most awesome Pokemon ever to exist, even though the Pokemon is only that awesome because my turtle is named after it.
FooFoo nominated themselves for being the only person to being one day off getting the 'Earthbending Master' badge and then forgetting to contribute to the wiki on the 30th day. And now I just can't be screwed.
Jirachiwish nominated Sokka High On Cactus Juice for the prestigious Requiem for a Dream award. Nothing's Quenchier!
LegendaryNinja nominated himself for the bigest clutter with images at MAY. And dont forget I am the LegendaryCabbagie I mean Ninja:)
Acer Indonesia nominated himself as the BEST INDONESIAN USER of the Year.
KettleMeetPot humbly nominated Thailog to receive the "Best Admin of Unusual Torture" Award.
KettleMeetPot nominated himself, cos I'm just that selfish ^^
BlackMonkey nominated everyone who's nominated themselves for a Cabbagie thus far for their determination to get themselves a userbox. Heck, why should I hide it? I nominate myself too. :)
Master Ratava nominated Renatabls (despite her inactivity, and I'm actually not knowing her; but many people her do) and himself the best brazili'avatards on this wiki o.ov
Lady Lostris nominated Mako for the Douchiest Cabbagie, the Most Indecisive Cabbagie, and the I Do Not Even Deserve To Have An Awesome Cabbagie Cabbagie
Zuko42899 nominated himself, Omar, and BlackMonkey for the Eqaulity Cabbagies!
Shèngrén Child nominated his cat Riku for being the first feline entity to launch into space using his patented Inside-Out Coconut Rocket design. The engine is fueled by playing Gwen Stephani's Hollaback Girl on an 8-Track and the Turbine Converter is powered by crudely drawn sketches of raptors and dancing spacemen. The Hyperdrive Generator is a macaroni art of a German Shepherd and the Bridge's control panel is a synthetic android Curious George that requires you to play Episode 9 (Series 3) of The Only Way Is Essex before he activates. The Rocket is 5 meters long and 12 meters wide and needs you to push before launch or else there's gunna be a few issues with Kevin the Silicon King Crab (*whispers* he likes a smooth ride). So I think that's it other than a nomination for my hands - It took a profound amount of concentration to draw out the blueprints for Riku... He doesn't have thumbs
MateyY nominated himself for "Insane New Editor, Comma Maniac and Long Dash Lover", as I have been here since January 21, 2012, and this is my 4,138th edit :P. For the comma part, commas just come easily to me. The dashes — I just love them (look how wimpy this (-) looks, ugh! :D)
Acer Indonesia nominated his fanon as the worst fanon ever, as it has got 2.85/10 in the review
AvatarRokusGhost nominated Mako for the keep-things-interesting, leaving us in enticing-suspense-until-the-very-end, guy-who-gets-a-bad-rep cabbage.
Krazykid51 nominated himself for not having been nominated yet.
Zuko42899 nominated The 888th Avatar for the " being the greatest admin the wiki has ever had, and ever will have cabbagie"
Acer Indonesia nominated himself as the craziest user of the Second... 0:00 Passed.
Jordanalane nominated Acer Indonesia for having the icon of the best moments from LOK
Zuko42899 nominated Lady Lostris and HammerOfThor for "The Creators of The Cabbagies and pretty cool users cabbagie"
Master Ratava nominated KrazyKid51 for being a pokemon fan
Master Ratava nominated Omar067 for his leadership skills
Lordmomoofthemomodynasty nominated himself
Master Ratava nominated himself Henryjh98's fanon Tales of Hora editor (He wanting this or not xD~)
Henryjh98I nominated Nappa, or the shipping of Naga and Appa together to make a flying polar bison, who will be featured in my upcoming fanon, The Tales of Hora. It may be more like Noogi or Ooga because Appa is a little too old for Naga. But, whether is be Nappa, Noogi, Ooga, or Apaga, it is four in one and one in four, so it is four, yet one, nomination(s)
Master Ratava nominated Henryjh98 the Polar Sky Bear Bison Dog puppy o.ov
TheCatOwl nominated herself for forgetting a category because I can. :p
TheLoKnessmonster nominated himself for the best recursive nomination of oneself for the best recursive nomination of oneself for the best recursive nomination of oneself for the best recursive nomination of oneself for the best recursive nomination of oneself for the best recursive nomination of oneself for the best recursive nomination of oneself for the best recursive nomination of oneself...
Zuko42899 nominated himself for "the most anticpatory for the season finale cabbagie"
(RandomGirlYouDon'tKnow) nominated herself for being the most sane Zutara shipper ever. In the history of the Wiki.
Blue dagger nominated Azulazulazula for the most foul-mouthed editor on the Avatar Wiki >:D
Seliah Jade nominated Dcasawang1 for 'Most Pafloozie Cabbagie'.
Selah Jade nominated Lady Lostris for the 'Bryke stole my fanon ideas Cabbagie'!
Zuko42899 nominated Seliah Jade for "Called a Name of a different gender, do I look like a Tim Cabbagie".
RageOfFluffy nominated Moo-Chee-Goo-Chee-La-Poo-Chee the Third for the Poetic Soul catagory.
WaterbenderTaikai nominated WaterbenderTaikai for 'the coolest Water Tribe name ever!' Cabbagie.
Henryjh98 nominated himself.
Monkeyfeathers94 nominated Monkeyfeathers94 for awards in two categories: the "Reads Each Comment in a British Accent" award and the "Honorary Member of the White Lotus Janitorial Squad" award (because I definitely don't make the cut).
Uiop60 nominated Theavatardemotivator for the most Surprisingly Sudden (Somewhat Sad) Sayonara (and Subsequent Silence) Award! (AKA the Septuple-S). I chose 'Somewhat' rather than 'Superfluously' because she still has a prevalent presence permeating the pages of the Wiki -- not to mention she's writing a new fanon (entitled "Scarf") for which I have the pleasure of playing the part of publisher.
Uiop60 nominated himself for "Most Alliteration in a Cabbagie Awards Nomination (Ironically Named Due to Its Nearly Complete Lack of Alliteration)" AKA the "MACANINDINCLA". This is, of course, unless another user uses more alliteration in a Cabbagie Awards nomination.
PSUAvatar14 nominated Tarrlok for a South Park special: Biggest D-Bag in the Universe, by request of all the nonies whom edit his article to call him as such.
PSUAvatar14 nominated himself for most Katara avatars.
Wangfire94 nominated dr.wangfire (aka sokka) for being the best therapist in the Avatar world.
Wangfire94 nominated herself for "being the first person to support Jinora's and Ikki's love advice" (burning a country will always help with your love problems).
SifuHotman90 nominated Amon for the prestigious "So awesome that the fanbase is in an uproar and at each other's throats" Cabbagie, Asami comes in with the renowned "Catastrophic shipping upheaval" Cabbagie.
SifuHotman90 nominated himself for the............"Best Aang beard" Cabbagie. Sorry, but I don't know of anyone else on here with a beard.
KrazyKid51 nominated Aang if he just explains why he didn't perform a laser-light show when he removed Yakone's bending like he did with Ozai. You think you're too old for laser-light shows, Aang? Well, I've got news for ya, bub: your fourteen-year-old fans aren't.
Ianbernard nominated the following person for the "Best Community Activity Participant" Cabbagie. This user is always jumping right into the action, and I find that this user really makes any community activity great. My nomination goes to Master Ratava
Harpalyce nominated Thailog for Kindest Tyrant.
Harpalyce nominated AD and Trillian for Best On-Screen Kiss (provided that 'screen' really means IRC).
Harpalyce nominated Omar067 for Miss Congeniality.
Harpalyce nominated herself for Resident Flailing Newbie!
Yz2907 nominated Monkeyfeathers94 for "Best primate/bird themed User name".
Ladies and gentlemen; of all of the Avatar: The Last Airbender characters who deserve a Cabbagie, there is one individual who stands out. His charm and calm demeanor hid the true evil within him. His eyes were dark and emotionally detached, a facial feature that mirrored his personality. He cared not about his family, preferring to spend his time making plans for world domination, a decision which he may have come to regret considering the punishment he was served. Never did he have a true friend; he instead opted to use his deception skills and outgoing charisma to trick others into thinking his intentions were good, when all he really wanted to do was torture the life of another. I, Krazykid51, hereby nominate the true antagonist of the original series: Foo Foo Cuddlypoops.
Henryjh98 nominated Meelo riding Pabu into battle wielding a golden sword made out of air.
Ajannaka nominated M. Night Shyamalan for the boldest director, and the worst director.
Skybender101 nominated Lady Lostris for making the most amazing waffles in the history of waffle making. That is all.
Dzonicz nominated the Air Slice for the Most Underestimated Attack in the Avatar Universe Cabbagie.
The 888th Avatar nominated himself for the "That Oppressive Fascist Who Demands We Be One Happy Family Cabbagie". Deal with it.
HammerOfThor nominated The 888th Avatar for choosing an image most likely to give me a seizure.
Lady Lostris nominated The 888th Avatar for the "Factual Correction Cabbagie: That Oppressive Fascist Who Only Demanded We Be One Happy Family After Bitchtris Gave That Order Cabbagie".
The 888th Avatar nominated Lady Lostris for the "Writes Walls of Text So Long That She Wins Debates Because No-one Wants to Read Them Cabbagie". If a short title is needed, let it be "Shock and Awe Cabbagie".
Thailog nominated Lady Lostris for the "Exudes So Much Motherly Love That Everyone Goes To Her For Coddling And To Tattle On Other Meanie Users and Admins Cabbagie" = "The Mother Bear Cabbagie".
Lady Lostris nominated Thailog for the "I Need A Hug, I Wantz The Hug Cabbagie" = "The Huggy Bear Cabbagie".
Lady Lostris nominated herself for the Perverted Cabbagie ;-)
Lady Lostris nominated Seliah Jade for the "Pink Cute Puffy Cloud Cabbagie" and the "Pinkiest Cabbagie of All".
Lady Lostris nominated herself for the "I Am Going To Get My Ass Kicked Cabbagie".
Dcasawang1 nominated Thailog for the "Most Offensive Rolling Eyes Cabbagie".
The 888th Avatar nominated DC for the "Terminator Cabbagie". DC is a human-looking, apparently unstoppable cyborg whose efficiency at killing editing is unparalleled. He's not here at the moment? Don't worry. He'll be back.
Acer Indonesia nominated himself for the "Indonesian Export Quality Cabbagie".
Axiovatar nominated the Cabbage Merchant's Cabbage cart and its subsequent cabbages for the "Honorary Endurance Cabbagie" for withstanding not just once, but 6 times of brutal and gruesome punishment across the entire Earth Kingdom. In the name of all that is cabbagie in looks/smell/taste, I salute you. ["commence depressing military trumpet sequence"]
Lostris nominated Water Spout for the "Cabbagie Spout" because I like to make lame word puns.
KettleMeetPot nominated Lady Lostris for "Lady LOST-RICE Cabbagie".
Seliah Jade nominated Lady Lostris for the 'Flower Power Cabbagie for being the Most Flowery Girl' and 'Pinkest Aura Cabbagie' and myself for the 'Not if I get there first Cabbagie'!
Lostris nominated Seliah Jade for the "Killing People With Cuteness Cabbagie", the "Most Girly Pink Bubbly Cabbagie You Can Imagine With Lots Of Flowers On Top", and the "The One Who Makes Ty Lee Look Like A Sourpuss Cabbagie".
Seliah Jade nominated Lady Lostris for the 'Avatar Wikia Queen Cabbagie', as I know she adores the title so enormously.
Iluvcinderella nominated Avatar Wiki as the greatest wiki of all wikis. I nominate all users and anonymous alike for making up this wiki for without all of us, this wiki will not have come to existence. :D
SoManyDynamos nominated Acer Indonesia for Scariest User Picture....
SoManyDynamos nominated, out of characters from the first Avatar series... The most inspiring, lovable character: Foaming Mouth Guy. YOU MUST LOVE HIM.
Lunabeth nominated Ozai for the worst father ever award.
Lunabeth nominated Sokka for favourite comic relief.
Millind verma nominated Ty Lee for the most energetic award.
Lunabeth nominated Zuko for the best Fire Lord, and the best turnaround from good to bad.
Lunabeth nominated Iroh for the best uncle, and best father figure.
Lunabeth nominated Pabu as the cutest pet.
Lunabeth nominated Aang and Bolin for most adorable characters.
Lunabeth nominated Kataang for being the best couple.
Waterkai paradoxically nominated himself for the "Not-Being Around Cabbagie"
Master Ratava nominated himself cabbagebender /o/ yuhu!! =3
Adventure dude nominated himself for the "Making Sure Were All Smiling At the End of the Day Cabbagie"...oh and the "Making Too Long Cabbagies Cabbagie" :3
Derpyrebound nominated Foaming Mouth Guy, Corncob Guy, Aang, Sokka, Bolin, and Meelo for best comic relief.
Derpyrebound nominated riding the Unagi as the most dangerous stunt.
Derpyrebound nominated Blood and Stomach as the worst bending types .
Adventure dude nominated Southpaw Korra for the "Helpful User Cabbagie" XD I think she knows why.
Sandbendist nominated Toph for the finger growing cabbagie!
Vulmen nominated himself for Pabu's Snack Cabbagie.
Zuko's Fried Chicken nominated Zuko for the most delicious Fried Chicken Cabbagie.
Keenk5 nominated Avatar Kyoshi for the biggest cosplay group Cabbagie.
BlueDagger nominated Vulmen for Best Vulmenatorcrat.
RageOfFluffy nominated himself for the Loves-tea-more-than-Iroh Cabbagie.
RageOfFluffy nominated Seliah Jade for the Acknowledges-that-RageOfFluffy-loves-tea-more-than-Iroh Cabbagie.
RageOfFluffy nominated Tsuminohime for the When-are-you-returning-I-need-you-to-acknowledge-my-love-of-tea Cabbagie.
RageOfFluffy nominated Lady Lostris for the You-will-probably-acknowledge-it-won't-you Cabbagie.
RageOfFluffy nominated Iroh for the Acknowledges-that-RageOfFluffy-loves-tea-more-than-him Cabbagie.
HammerOfThor nominated The Bos for the biggest Boss-man Cabbagie award.
24.90.208.96 nominate themselves for the Avatar Wikia Fan Cabbage Award.
Magicstar351 nominated herself for the "Best Magicstar351" award, her bestest friend Clair for "The Steve-est" cabbagie, and every character that she has ever written a book about for the "Most Buttery-Steve-like-Sammest-Smoothietastical-Hankish-Weedy-Buke-Cloudstalker-Julia/Nora-Dragonleaf-MinoinZaharaka-Ashley/Martha/Katie-Lukeyest-SunGirl-UnicornPerson-CookieDawg-Jujitsu-Buddy-Ilovetheocen-Sunshine" Cabbagie!!
Fruipit nominated herself for
The Haiku Skill Test
Complex for some, however
Fruipit has mad skillz
Acer Indonesia nominated himself as the creepiest cabaggies ever.
Master Ratava nominated himself Magic Cabbagie user.
HammerOfThor nominated Master Ratava for the portugesiest nomination so far.
RandoMaster07 nominated himself for the Being On Avatar Wiki When I Should Be Revising For An Exam Cabbagie Award.
98.238.133.55 nominated HammerOfThor.
Commander Pluto nominated herself for The-Most-Obsesive-Dedicated-Crazy-Insanly-Unstable-Freak-Who-Is-Awesomely-Awesome-Fantablous-Avatarific-Fan-Girl-Ever Award!
Commander Pluto nominated her pet gerbil (his name is Mo Mo) for being The-Closest-Thing-To-A-Flying-Lemur Award!
Andrew2070 nominated his imaginary friend, Billy Bob Joe for: The Dude Everyone Always Sits On.
Withah nominated Andrew2070 for leaving the funniest nomination.
Andrew2070 nominated himself for: Taht Guy Who Kowns Taht Eevn If You Put The Wodrs In The Wnorg Oderr You Can Siltl Raed The Wrdos As Lnog As The Fsrit And Lsat Lteter Are The Smae. Take that English teachers!!!
BlackMonkey nominated the internet for knowing everything, even fluent Georgian.
HammerOfThor nominated Google translate for being a total failure when it comes to translating stuff. I mean seriously, Google translate - more like Google, this might possibly kinda be something similar to what you perhaps meant.
Ned Merleno nominated Sokka's boomerang!
Avatar Ace nominated himself for The Master Baconbender Award.
RageOfFluffy nomineer himself vir die Malste Afrikaaner Cabbagie!
Indygirl96 nominated herself as girl who knows how to write backwards.
KrazyKid51 nominated Judge Claude Frollo for being the most perverted, disgusting, out-there, entertaining, positively best-singing villain ever to be featured in a Disney animated film.
Llcop6456 nominated themselves for the person who has no idea what to do with their life except by petting cows all day award. lol.
Momoam15 nominated herself for the girl with the best Aang booty as a profile pic.
Indyfan817 nominated himself for lamest user ever award.
Indyfan817 nominated Solid Snake from Metal Gear Solid for the most muscly video game character ever award.
Indyfan817 nominated Captain Jack Sparrow for the coolest pirate ever award.
Indyfan817 nominated Batman for the coolest D.C. superhero award.
Indyfan817 nominated Thor for the coolest Marvel superhero award.
Indyfan817 nominated Wolverine for the second coolest Marvel superhero award.
Indyfan817 nominated Iron Man/Tony Stark for third coolest Marvel superhero award.
Indyfan817 nominated Samus Aran from Metroid Prime for the hottest video game character ever award.
Indyfan817 nominated Angelica (Penelope Cruz) from Pirates of the Caribbean for the hottest pirate ever award.
Indyfan817 nominated Mystique from the X-men for the hottest villain ever award.
Omashu Rocks nominated Avatar Wiki for best wiki in the universe.
MagicalChez nominated RandomNinjaPotato for being the most Meelo-obsessed person I know of, and myself for having the single most messed up mp3 file of I Need a Doctor ever.
Momoam15 nominated The cabbagie Awards for the best Cabbagie Award due to its cabbagie cabbageness in all of avatar wiki! May its cabbage cabbagie cabbagieness continue to remain cabbagie!!!!
Momoam15 nominated herself for being smart enough to nominate The Cabbagie Awards for its award of cabbagie awesomeness of cabbage. CABBAGE CABBAGE CABBAGE CABBAGE CABBAGE!!!!!
Momoam15 nominated Tenzin for the best "WOHOO!" I've ever seen.
Sifu Hotman nominated angry German kid for the "Worst Reaction to Masami Faltering" Cabbagie.
Kuzonkid7 nominated himself for the best fanon code name.
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