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Our beloved Avatar Wiki saw its first letter on July 15, 2005, so in light of the upcoming seventh Avatar Wiki birthday and the possible return of the User Awards - 2012, the collaborative efforts of and bring you the very first Cabbage Merchant's Completely Irrelevant Category Awards, otherwise known as THE CABBAGIES.
Unlike ordinary award shows, it is up to you to come up with the craziest, most stupid nominations you can, and the best part is, if you nominate someone, they're automatically a winner. You can nominate anyone you want for an award; your mom, dad, dog, cat, that guy down the park with a baseball bat. Who cares!!!! One exception to this rule though: clowns cannot be nominated at all due to the fact that they severely creep out one of the hosts.
If you're feeling left out, nominate yourself, and the best part is YOU'LL AUTOMATICALLY BE A WINNER.
Everyone who wins a Cabbagie Award will receive a very special userbox to add to their own profile, completely unique other than the fact that nearly everyone else will have one. Plus, the two users who come up with the craziest categories will win the award for:
Craziest Cabbagie Category Creator
Be honest, you want it don't you? The alliteration, it calls to you. Give in to the alliteration.
Now the rules. THERE ARE NONE. Other than these of course:
- Come up with your own nominations. Don't steal from someone else. Get creative.
- Please try and leave your nomination as a new comment rather than replying to an existing comment. Be kind to those of us who have to keep track of the nominations.
- Keep it civil. This is meant to be fun, so any nominations made in bad taste will not be tolerated, and deleted on sight.
- Leave any arguments with other users at the door. This isn't the place to hash out old feuds, and doing so will not be tolerated.
- Have fun. Don't take things too seriously, and just have a good time. If you don't, Pabu will get you. He's deadly.
Time for the serious part. Dim the lights, silence please.
We all know that the past few months on the wiki have been filled with tension and feuding. Things have been said, and whether they were meant, and whether they were true, the atmosphere it has created hasn't helped make this a fun environment. With the Cabbagies, we hope to change that. This is about having fun, being silly and acting stupid. If you want to write a two page essay for your nomination, do it! If you want to write your nomination backwards, do it! And immediately accept the award for "Reve Noitanimon Eigabbac Sdrawkcab Tseb". If you nominate your invisible friend Roland the talking rabbit, where can we meet him? We can all go out for pizza.
So sit back, have fun, and come up with the craziest nominations you can. The Cabbagies will be running for the next week, after which we will have a results show, hosted by Lady Lostris and HammerOfThor, where we will have a list of the winners, and everyone will have the chance to write a little something to accept their award to thank their mom, themselves, and the magically floating leprechaun in a teapot behind the moon.
So to end, two words from our sponsor; MY CABBAGIES!!!
THE CABBAGIE AWARDS ARE NOW CLOSED. ANY NOMINATIONS MADE AFTER THIS TIME WILL NOT BE COUNTED, BUT MAY STILL BE CHARGED. Wait, what the hell. Sorry, I got carried away there.
So yeah, anyway, closed and stuff.