Hi, I'm Zukorra. Real name is Captain Doctor McSexy. But you can just call me the Hamburglar. That's Professor Hamburglar to you. I will mainly follow the Legend of Korra page as that is why I am a member here, but I may be around other parts of the site. If you ever have a problem with me, alert me and give me your address so that I can
murder you shower you with hugs and assault your pets give you presents. I do other stuff, but it's not related to this site, which I feel is why you are here. I eat peanut butter often.
What I Like about AvatarEdit
Earthbending, cause the moves are the most diverse and neat in the series. The battles are fun to follow, like the one where they invaid the Earth King's palace. That was my third favorite battle. The second was Momo vs Appa in Nightmares and Daydreams, my first is classified from all but my stuffed animals. My favorite character is Toph, as she is (in my opinion) one of the funniest characters. I do wish she had been characterized more though, as the times she was were really intresting. I have no problem if shipping is kept in local circles, but when they spread it to trolling character pages, that' when I get da gun and bust a cap in they ass.
Is Zukorra going to be my friend?Edit
No, I won't, stop asking.
Why are you still here?Edit
You are a terrible person for reading past McSexy, let alone to here. I hope you can live with yourself.