"If you would't cry if they got hit by a bus, Unfriend them."
— Jimmy Kimmel explaining his National Unfriend Day campaign for Facebook

"Tell someone you love them today, because life is short.

But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing."
— Lolcats photo

"Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week. And yet watching that was still not worth it."
— Myself after having my ears tortured for the 10,000^th time.

"To make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent the universe""
— Unknown

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory"
— Unknown

"Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film."
— Unknown

"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
— Hedy Lamarr

"Did you know that Dolphins are just gay Sharks?"
— Brittany Pierce from Glee

"Mabye you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over"
— Azula in "The Avatar State"

"I am not Toph; I am Melon Lord! Muahahahahahahaha!"
— Toph getting a little bit too into character in "Sozin's Comet, Part 1: The Phoenix King"

"That's all I got. It's pretty much my whole identity. Sokka, the meat and sarcasm guy"
— Sokka in "Bitter Work"

"I am the solution."
— Amon in "Out of the Past".

"Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya! Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!"
— Sokka's Cactus Juice endorsement in "The Desert"

"Who lit Toph on fire?"
— Sokka hallucinating in the "The Desert"

"How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?"
— Sokka hallucinating in the "The Desert"

"It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!"
— Sokka befriending a dust cloud in "The Desert"

"Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!"
— Sokka worshiping a dust cloud in "The Desert"

"What?! I didn't steal anything! Who told you that? It was you! You ratted me out!"
— A paranoid Sokka accusing Momo in "The Desert"

"Yeah! You got it! She got it, right‌?"
— Sokka making sure he was not hallucinating again in "The Desert"