My quest for shippinglessness began many years ago.When I was a boy, my family and I lived in a small suberb. We weren't rich, and none of us were shippers. This made us very easy targets for the Zutaran who extorted my father for not supporting his ship. One day, my father confronted this man, but when he did, that shipper took my family from me. Then, he hacked my profile. I've been forced to hide his alterations in my recycle bin ever since. As you know, many shippers have recently arrived to the Avatar Wikia. And if they were here, they would tell you that shipping gives the Legend of Korra a purpose. But, they are wrong. The only thing shipping has brought to this online community, is raging. It has been the cause of every war in every fandom. But that is about to change. I know you have been wondering, "What is the Anti-Shipping Revolution?" You are about to get your answer. Since it's foundation, the admins have acted as guardians of this site, and they have spoken to me. They say the shippers have failed this community. That is why I shall work to usher in a new era of balance. They have granted me inspiration that will make freedom a reality. The inspiration to start a revolution, to create a untied front, and to put down this meaningless hatred. Permanently.
The era of shipping is over. A new era of freedom has begun.