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Hey I'm Agent Slash, welcome to my userpage! For those of you still reading, I am a really nice user here and I hope to be friends with as many people as possible! Avatar: the Last Airbender is my all time favorite show EVER! If you wanna leave me a message, drop it off on my talk page. I love being on this wiki!
Agent Slash SukiFanboy IrohFanboy
Doormat of the IRC
Master of Haikus
The King (of corny Avatar jokes)
The Man of Many Names
English, Sarcasm (Does not usually speak but is fluent)
"Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you keep moving... you will come to a better place. "
"While it is always best to believe in one's self, a little help from others can be a great blessing. "
"I'm not looking for anyone else's approval. I know who I am. "
"Growing up, we were always taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history and that the War was our way of sharing our greatness with the world. What an amazing lie that was! The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation! They don't see our greatness, they hate us and we deserve it. We've created an era of fear in the world, and if we don't want the world to destroy itself, we need to build an era of peace and kindness "
"This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice! Uncle, that's what all tea is! How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?!"
— Iroh and Zuko
"Get the fugitives and throw them in the cooler! Uh, they are in a cooler, sir. ONE THAT'S BOLTED DOWN AND NOT FLOATING IN THE WATER!!!"
— The Warden and a guard
"So, the Avatar was here and you let him slip away? Yes, sir, but other than that the festival went off without a hitch! No fights. Theft was way down. I don't care about your local crime rates!"
— Zhao and a guard.
"You're the only ones who are going to need a hospital and, for your sake, I hope there's one nearby. Who do you think you are? Why don't you come and find out? "
— Korra and a Waterbending gangster, seconds before Korra owns him and his friends
"Got an idea about who I am now, chumps? "
"You're officially the worst chief of police, ever! Calm down, Korra. I'll get this sorted out, we just need to be patient. But you really are the worst! Ever!"
— Korra and Tenzin
"There appear to be masked members of the audience wielding strange devices on their hands. One of them is in the booth with me right now, folks! He is leveling one of those glove devices at me now and I believe he is about to electrocute me. I am currently wetting my pants."
— Shiro Shinobi
"Lin and I had been growing apart for some time. We both had different goals in li- Why am I even telling you this?!"
"Freakin' Sweet! "
— Another one of my catchphrases
— Yet another one of my catchphrases
"Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade! Make life, take the lemons back! Get mad! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson the lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down! "
— Cave Johnson from Portal 2
"Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That is why they call it the present. "
— Master Oogway from Kung Fu Panda
"I hear and I forget; I see and I remember; I do and I understand. "
"Grow a tree for ten years; grow men for a hundred. "
"Caution! You are about to enter the no spin zone! The Factor begins right now. "
— Bill O'Reilly opening the O'Reilly Factor every night
"I hear it's amazing when the famous, purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
— Fake Colonel Campbell from Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
"This world really needs a scatman. I've had enough of rappers who 'drown in the pu*** and swim to the a**'."
— I don't know who said this person (who is referring to Scatman John) is, but God bless them