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  • "Remembrances" is composed on humourous interpretations of past books. What story can you tell from what you've seen?

    Just for an example, I typed this out in "Book 4 opinions" discussion a while ago as an Avatar version of Green Eggs and Ham. Due to the amount of text caplocks made it easier to read


    Lin and Tenzin

    I AM LIN. I AM LIN. I AM LIN.





    Tenzin

    THAT LIN I AM! THAT LIN I AM! I DO LIKE THAT LIN I AM!






    Lin and the airbending children

    WOULD YOU LIKE SOME KIDS MY MA'AM?





    Lin cries

    I DO NOT LIKE THEM TENZIN I AM. I DO NOT LIKE KIDS AND BE YOUR MA'AM





    Tenzin battles Zaheer

    WOULD YOU LIKE THEM BEND EARTH OR AIR?





    Lin Beifong displeased

    I DO NOT LIKE THEM BEND EARTH OR AIR. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM TENZIN I AM. I DO NOT WANT KIDS AS YOUR MA'AM






    Pema with Tenzin after giving birth

    WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN MY HOUSE?






    Southern Water Tribe waterbenders

    OR WOULD YOU LIKE THEM IN THE SOUTH






    Lin stopping the Equalists

    I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN THE SOUTH. I DO NOT LIKE THEM BEND EARTH OR AIR. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM TENZIN I AM. I DO NOT LIKE KIDS AS YOUR MA'AM







    Suyin

    WOULD YOU LIKE THEM WITH YOUR SIS?






    Bumi advising Tenzin

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO RULE THEM WITH IRON FIST





    Lin Beifong giving up her identity

    I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH MY SIS. I DO NOT RULE THEM WITH IRON FIST. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN THE SOUTH. I DO NOT LIKE THEM BEND EARTH OR AIR. I DO NOT WANT THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM TENZIN I AM. I DO NOT LIKE KIDS AS YOUR MA'AM

      







    Red Lotus prisoners

    WOULD YOU, COULD YOU, WITH YOUR NIECE?




    Pema cradling Jinora

    HAVE THEM HAVE THEM! IN ONE PIECE







    Lin and Opal talk

    I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH MY NIECE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN ONE PIECE. I DO NOT WANT THEM WITH MY SIS. I DO NOT RULE THEM WITH IRON FIST. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN THE SOUTH. I DO NOT LIKE THEM BEND EARTH OR AIR. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM TENZIN I AM. I DO NOT LIKE KIDS AS YOUR MA'AM





    Bolin silenced Zaheer

    WOULD YOU LIKE THEM WITH A SOCK





    Tenzin using a telephone

    PLEASE LIN WE NEED TO TALK






    Lin staying with Naga and Pabu

    NOT WITH A SOCK. NOT WITH A TALK. NOT WITH MY NIECE. NOT IN ONE PIECE. NOT WITH MY SIS. NOT WITH IRON FIST. NOT IN A HOUSE. NOT IN THE SOUTH. I DO NOT LIKE THEM BEND EARTH OR AIR. I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE THEM TENZIN I AM. I DO NOT LIKE KIDS AS YOUR MA'AM


    Lin and Suyin reunite

    YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE, AS SAID BY SU



    Lin meets Opal

    YOU COULD SCRATCH OUT THE PAST, AND START FROM A NEW




    Lin Beifong displeased

    I DO NOT WANT...



    Wounded Tenzin

    YOU KNOW WHAT LIN IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU

    Lin cries

    THE END

     
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    • This is the best!

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    • Ironically, this was ten times more entertaining than the piece of shit episode I just watched. "Remembrances" was just laziness on the part of the writers. I know there were some budgetary issues, but still...

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    • i liked Mako and Korra's stories

      Bolin's had some cool moments like Zaheer talking to the other villains and Varrick describing himself but his was kinda the weakest story to me

      i think they should have used some of their lower budget to show something else like Bolin and Varrick arriving at Republic City, or Zhu Li plotting something, Izumi finally talking, Lin Beifong finally doing something, maybe a Kuvira and Toph interaction?

      otherwise i enjoy the episode and i have a lot of respect for the creators

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    • Avatar Steve wrote:
      Ironically, this was ten times more entertaining than the piece of shit episode I just watched. "Remembrances" was just laziness on the part of the writers. I know there were some budgetary issues, but still...

      As a child's poet I tend to use existing poetry as an guideline. Ive tried writing an actual "story" like Varrick would interpret by drinking black coffee first but seriously what did I just type.

      Thinklogic wrote:
      Black Coffee, not even once:

      "Hiroshi Overdoses on Prision Drugs" -By Thinklogic

      Kuvira attempting to convince Suyin

      "I will murder you in your sleep"

      Zhu Li confronting Varrick

      "Wrong person, sorry"





      Kuvira berates the governor

      "Attention inferior beings. Your leader is a hider noob"

      Baatar

      "Excuse me sir, have you seen my wife"







      Tuyen and Meelo

      "No not Tuyen, Suyin"

      Jinora on glider

      "Guys we have an emergency"






      Meelo and Ikki mad

      "Nope, first we stock up on fart-bending power, lets order Taco Bell"

      Mako radioing Korra

      "Yes this is Taco Bell how may I help you?"







      Opal

      "Id like 3 vegetable wraps with extra raw kale"

      Bolin frustrated with Meelo

      "Id like double-cheese, double olive, double meat... hold on my dad's ex-girlfriends, half-niece is here"







      Korra writes Asami

      "Dear Diary, these bladder blasters dont understand the situation"

      Eska engaging herself to Bolin

      *turns to Bolin having nightmares* "kale kale kale kale kale"






      Bolin starts to doubt

      *still nightmares* "KALE KALE KALE KALE"

      Aggravated Bolin

      "Ah thats better"







      Varrick orders celebratory tea

      "Mornin' Bolin, you've been promoted to have your hands blasted off by my spiritomic bomb"

      Baatar Jr.

      "u w0t m8"






      Baatar Jr. witnesses the explosion

      "lol newb cant use a timer"

      Varrick relaxes

      "Yes Bolin's gf's brother. We will give you 5 minutes to ditch us on the tracks or we're blowing you away harder than Kuvira does to you"




      Kuvira

      "I have f**ked your brother, your mother is next. Last words?

      Opal confronting Baatar Jr.

      "I hope you get AIDS, and maybe Ebola too"





      Kuvira and Korra

      "Excuse me Reuniter, can you like send your troops back"

      Army at Zaofu's gates

      "You're parking in an no parking zone, my ex-boyfriend can arrest you for that"








      Smug Kuvira

      "I have authority over you. Know why?"

      Kuvira versus Korra

      "I saved your father!". "NOOOOOOOOOO!"






      Huan and Ikki

      "Dis some dank art m8"

      Meelo

      "Shes n00b m8, take a gander at this beauty"





      Jinora's spirit

      "You have 1 unread spirit message: Jinora: Need help pl0x"


      Meelo's self-portrait

      "wot, Air Nomads cant be Fire Lords m8"

      Opal

      "Tell me Appa-tar Dora, Does this look like the face of mercy to you?"





      Korra reasoning with Opal

      "Sorry Mc-kale, you have to finish your kale tacos first"




      Tearful Jinora

      "Dad's ex-girlfriend's half-niece! You swore oath to stay peaceful!"

       
      Crying Opal

      *multiple sniffing noises* "Y U NO LET ME REKT"



      Opal crying

      "Koo-Koovira, why u do dis to mom". You Baatar-ded prick needs a spanking"



      Imprisoned Wei, Wing, and Suyin

      "This is your Mom in a nutshell". "Surrounded with metal"






      Kuvira is victorious

      "360 troopsMLG rekt m8. Go cri to daddy kid, yo moma is f**ked"

      Baatar

      "Have you seen... oh dear..."








      Content Baatar Jr. and angry Kuvira

      "lolz Dad I haz gf"

      Baatar Senior and Junior

      "Watcha say about it"





      Baatar

      "Before I disown you let me have my final say"

      Baatar saddened

      "I couldn't ever be more thankful for my loving wife"

      Huan

      "Gay son"

             
      Baatar

      "But you, once my favorite child. Has made me realize 5 children aren't a blessing"











      Lin meets Opal

      "Caring Daughter"






      Baatar

      "But 4 are"


      Hiroshi and Asami

      "...And thats why I invented Birth control. Please dont cry, I wasnt going to use it on you"

      And this is why Im asking you guys to tell your own stories

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    • Gdamon wrote: i liked Mako and Korra's stories

      Bolin's had some cool moments like Zaheer talking to the other villains and Varrick describing himself but his was kinda the weakest story to me

      i think they should have used some of their lower budget to show something else like Bolin and Varrick arriving at Republic City, or Zhu Li plotting something, Izumi finally talking, Lin Beifong finally doing something, maybe a Kuvira and Toph interaction?

      otherwise i enjoy the episode and i have a lot of respect for the creators

      I don't think you understand the implications. They cut enough money to pay for an entire episode. Those chibis, the voice acting, & the few bits of new footage they added, that's where this episode's remaining budget went. No, they literally could not have done that. They had to either blow an episode, affect the quality of the entire Book, or abruptly fire a bunch of people, & that last one would have made them no better than Nickelodeon.

      I'd like to come up with a story, but I have no ideas at this point. I also don't particularly want to dig up a bunch of images.

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    • @Avatar Steve

      Well, I'd like to see you try and write up an episode with a slashed budget and pre-existing footage on short notice. I don't think laziness played a large role in how this episode turned out. Who cares if a fan can come up with something supposedly better. You could still end up angering someone over allowing a cruddy episode to come out. Furthermore, this sort of episode would contribute very little to furthering the plot of the show either way. 

      As for the thread itself I didn't really like any of the sequences they used. I admit that Varrick's storytelling was the best they could do to salvage this disaster, but I lay the blame on Nick. The executives will have something coming at them for this. I remember that this is not the first time Nick has screwed over one of their fan bases. I hope this blunder seriously damages their profits and their other shows suffer, too. Well, thanks for amusing with your sequences. 

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    • Neo Bahamut wrote:

      Gdamon wrote: i liked Mako and Korra's stories

      Bolin's had some cool moments like Zaheer talking to the other villains and Varrick describing himself but his was kinda the weakest story to me

      i think they should have used some of their lower budget to show something else like Bolin and Varrick arriving at Republic City, or Zhu Li plotting something, Izumi finally talking, Lin Beifong finally doing something, maybe a Kuvira and Toph interaction?

      otherwise i enjoy the episode and i have a lot of respect for the creators

      I don't think you understand the implications. They cut enough money to pay for an entire episode. Those chibis, the voice acting, & the few bits of new footage they added, that's where this episode's remaining budget went. No, they literally could not have done that. They had to either blow an episode, affect the quality of the entire Book, or abruptly fire a bunch of people, & that last one would have made them no better than Nickelodeon.

      I'd like to come up with a story, but I have no ideas at this point. I also don't particularly want to dig up a bunch of images.

      i'm pretty sure i understand the situation

      and like i said,  i enjoy the episode and i have a lot of respect for the creators

      but i don't think it would take to much money for a 1 minute clip of something else

      you know to get you pumped up for the next episode

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    • Gdamon wrote:

      Neo Bahamut wrote:

      Gdamon wrote: i liked Mako and Korra's stories

      Bolin's had some cool moments like Zaheer talking to the other villains and Varrick describing himself but his was kinda the weakest story to me

      i think they should have used some of their lower budget to show something else like Bolin and Varrick arriving at Republic City, or Zhu Li plotting something, Izumi finally talking, Lin Beifong finally doing something, maybe a Kuvira and Toph interaction?

      otherwise i enjoy the episode and i have a lot of respect for the creators

      I don't think you understand the implications. They cut enough money to pay for an entire episode. Those chibis, the voice acting, & the few bits of new footage they added, that's where this episode's remaining budget went. No, they literally could not have done that. They had to either blow an episode, affect the quality of the entire Book, or abruptly fire a bunch of people, & that last one would have made them no better than Nickelodeon.

      I'd like to come up with a story, but I have no ideas at this point. I also don't particularly want to dig up a bunch of images.

      i'm pretty sure i understand the situation

      and like i said,  i enjoy the episode and i have a lot of respect for the creators

      but i don't think it would take to much money for a 1 minute clip of something else

      you know to get you pumped up for the next episode

      In that case, t'was I that did not understand you. We must now fight an Agni Kai at dawn. For HONOOOOOOR!

      Personally, if they were going to rehash Book 2, I think it would have been the PERFECT time to explain some things about the finale, but people may have called it boring.

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    • This was supposed to be more of an personal writing thread than an rant about E8

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    • " I did it"

      Varrick- Korra! You defeat Amon?

      Korra- Yes, I did it.

      Varrick- You defeat Unalaq?

      Korra- Yes, I did it. Why...?

      Varrick- You defeat Kuvira?

      Korra- More or Less...

      Varrick- You defeat the fartbender?

      Korra- Who...? Varrick, you are making an interrogation course?

      Varrick- Yes, I'm doing. Or rather, I DID "IT"! kkkkkkkkkkk!

      Korrra- ...-_-

                                                                      THE END? ;.-D

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