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| || And this is Katara, my flying sister.
This article is considered humorous and should not be treated too seriously.
|The Necklace Heist 3|
We had been stuck in this prison for what felt like forever. The sheer madness of the place was torturous. A full eight hours we had been here; me and my friends. "There must be some way out of here." I said to myself.
I saw Piandao laying down in a fetal position. I could also hear him muttering to himself. "It's all his fault. It's all his fault. It's all his fault."
"Would you stop blaming him?!" Suki asked, angry at Piandao. "It's not all his fault! He was tricked!"
"No, Suki. He is right. This is all my fault," I admitted. "But don't worry, I have a plan," I assured her. One of the guards passed my cell and I decided to put the plan into action. "Hey, guard!" I called out.
The guard turned to see me. "What do you want?" He asked, harshly.
"Could you by any chance let me and my friends out of this cell?" I questioned the guard. Suki face palmed herself and I noticed Piandao banging his head, repeatedly on the floor.
The guard glared at me like I was an idiot. "Why should I?" He asked. "We all feel like taking a walk." I answered.
After a few moments of silence he walked towards my cell and unlocked it. "Okay, just be back before it gets dark." He agreed. Suki and Piandao were frozen with disbelief. The guard unlocked their cells as well and the three of us exited the prison.
"Okay, I don't know what to say right now." Suki said.
"Well, let's talk less and run more!" Piandao suggested. Suki and I could tell he was desperate to leave this place.
"But we will need disguises," I informed them. "The villagers will recognize us."
"Where are we going to find disguises?" Piandao inquired with a hint of doubt in his voice.
"Don't worry, old buddy. I have the perfect ones. All we have to do is leave the village, go find Appa, grab the disguises, come back and escape the village," I elaborated. The sword master slowly covered his face in his hands. "What?" I asked. Suki face palmed herself once again. "What?" I repeated. "Is something wrong with the plan?"
"Okay, you know what? You two can stand aside because I am taking charge." Suki declared.
"Okay then, oh fearless leader. How are we going to get out of here without being noticed?" Piandao asked.
"By making a run for it. GO!!" Suki ordered. Piandao and I were shocked by the sudden command. So what did we do? We ran as if our lives depended on it. Everyone looked at us as if we were insane and I could see why. The two of us were shrieking like little kids running through the once quiet village. After we finally escaped with no trouble we found Appa and took off.
"See you, suckers!" Piandao yelled.
"You guys looked like idiots back there." Suki commented.
I blushed at her remark. "Sorry, we were just desperate." I replied.
"Well, at least we escaped didn't we?" Suki said. We flew on Appa back to Ember Island.
In the museum, the female guard and her friends stood guarding the necklace as well as the other artifacts inside. One of her fellow guards came to inform her of the bad news. "Ah, hello there, fellow guard. Tell me, what was all of that ruckus out there?" She questioned.
"Shouwei, the thieves have escaped." He informed her.
"What?!" Shouwei asked, enraged. "How did that happen?!" She questioned.
"I uh, let them go for a walk," The guard answered. Shouwei and the others just stared at him. "They promised they would come back!" the guard said in his defense.
"Well I am not going to let them escape!" Shouwei declared. "Ready the armada we are going to Ember Island to bring them back!" She ordered.
"Um, Shouwei, we don't have an armada, we don't even know if they are on Ember Island, and who gave you the authority to make such an order? You are just a regular guard like me." Her friend pointed out.
"And your point is?" Shouwei inquired. "I heard them talking in prison about where they came from and as for the rest of you points I am giving myself the authority, and we can just borrow an armada from the Southern Raiders since the Fire Nation is not trying to kill us anymore." She answered all of her friend's questions.
"But it would take a long time to get to Ember Island in a ship." Another guard pointed out.
"We can just travel using a montage." Shouwei replied.
The other guards sighed. "Whatever." One of them said.
(This montage has been censored by SOPA)
Back on Ember Island, Suki, Piandao and I were all in the beach house Piandao and I had been staying in. "So, Suki, are you ready to sing some serious karaoke tunes?" I asked her.
"You bet I am!" She responded, cheerfully. Suddenly we all heard a noise outside. We ran out to see an armada of ships attacking Ember Island.
"Those are Fire Nation ships!" Piandao realized. "But why would they attack here?" He wondered aloud. The three of us then saw Shouwei on the bow of the ship. "Ah, crap!" Piandao yelled.
"Why can't she just leave us alone?" I asked, annoyed.
"We have to go stop them!" Suki said, alerted.
The three of us ran down to the beach. "Hey, what do you think you are doing?" I demanded.
"I'm bringing you three to justice!" Shouwei declared.
"By attacking a beach?" I yelled.
"It's for the greater good!" Shouwei retorted.
"How did you even get here so fast?" Piandao asked.
"They must have travelled by using a montage! It's the only way they could have gotten here so fast!" Suki realized.
"Exactly!" Shouwei announced. "However, it was censored by SOPA." She added.
"Enough talk! Let's take her down once and for all, guys!" I said. Suki jumped into the air and scaled the side of the leading ship. She quickly took out all of the guards and proceeded to find Shouwei. "We have to help her!" I decided.
"Oh I will help her alright." Piandao said. He unsheathed his sword and ran up to the top of a cliff that was near the leading ship.
"Well while he is doing that I should do something too." I told myself. I ran up the side of the ship and landed on the bow.
Suki saw me and smiled. He has some pretty good skills. She thought. Where was that before when we needed them? She was then struck on the side of the head by Shouwei.
"You want your girlfriend back? Then come and get her!" She yelled.
"I told you she is not my-" I started. I stopped when I saw something that caught my attention.
Piandao had jumped off of the cliff and landed on the ship right next to Shouwei. "Sweet dreams, you bully!" He yelled. He then sliced Shouwei's head clean off. I could tell by the look on his face that he was more than satisfied.
"Thanks, Piandao." Suki thanked him.
"Don't mention it, Suki," Piandao replied. "You know, you are not that bad after all." He added.
"Neither are you," She said. "Come on, let's go!" She said, suddenly. The two of them jumped off of the ship and landed safely on the beach. I then did the same thing.
One of the other guards came out and gave the signal to retreat since none of them really wanted to be there in the first place. The three of us cheered and fist bumped each other.
"It looks like it's finally over." Piandao said.
"Well, not yet." I said, looking at Suki.
"Yeah, let's go sing some karaoke!" She said, excitedly.
"Finally, I'll get to-" I then heard a voice moan. "Did you guys hear that? I asked. Both of them nodded.
"I am sure it was nothing." Piandao assured us.
"Yeah, you are probably right." I agreed. I heard the moaning again, louder this time.
"There it is again." Suki said. The moaning was now very loud. It was the voice belonging to a woman.
"I know that voice." Piandao said, shakily.
"No, it can't be. It- it can't be!" I said, terrified. "No." I muttered.
"No." Piandao repeated.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" We both yelled, scared out of our minds.
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