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Zuko, something happened to Sozin's Diary in the last hundred years.
This fanon has been discontinued, but is still available to read for your enjoyment.
Juji's fine. He comes back to life in the end when the doomsday device shifts the polarity of the Earth. Oops. Spoiler. Sorry.
Warning! This page contains spoilers for Sozin's Diary.
"So, Diary, how has your day been going? Mine, not so good. It turns out Jen just liked me for my power. Well, I will make sure her death is swift and painful. Hey, quick question, Am I crazy? What do you mean you don't know?..."
— The Great Mind of Sozin
Come one! Come all! To the Fire Nation Institute of History, Fire Lord Department, Sozin Division! The Great Professor Wen has found new records from the Ancient History of the Fire Nation. They reveal the true reasons for The War, and the Inner thought of Sozin. However, only several pages have been saved, so hurry now to get this exclusive look into the Mind of the Notorious Fire Lord.
We enter the mind of Sozin, back to day one. His dad had just given him a diary. He had scored his first date. And he met a geezer.
Entry Two
Dream Date
Sozin's date goes great, until his Friend Roku shows him what's really going on.
Entry Three
The Countdown Begins
Sozin's Sweet Sixteen is just a couple months away and the party's gotta be ready. And even more important, they check out the Fire Nation Army.
Entry Four
The Pie Capital
Sozin and Roku go on a State-Sponsored Trip to the Pie Capital of the World, The Southern Air Temple. Too bad it's full of old guys with big beards. But, they meet one cool kid, called Gyatso.
Entry Five
Omashu University
Sozin's got to go to College, soon, but he wants to tour the Mighty Earth Kingdom so he and Roku check out Omashu University. They have lots of girls, there. Girls who are interested in Fire Nation Princes.
Entry Six
Tribal College
Sozin and Roku check out Tribal College at the Southern Water Tribe, definitely more culture here. And lots of ice, too.
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This Fanon goes into the mind of Sozin, a crazy little boy, as he journeys through life. It's also a semi-parody with Real World phrases, with the fourth wall being broken more than once.
