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|Part 5: Past, Present, and Future|
August 24, 2010
The fourth part of the non-canon, satirical fanon comedy crossover Clash of Worlds 3 was written by author . Clash of Worlds 3 involves a crossover with the stories Better World, , , Guardian, The Last Energybender, Wanted, , and .
Clash of Worlds 3 was deemed a definite third part of the popular Clash of Worlds series on Avatar Wiki's Fanon portal. Unlike the previous year, two new stories—Past, Present, and Future and Child of Destiny—which had been created after the first two Clash of Worlds were released, were added to the crossover. A general consensus was also reached on the plot of the series, therefore improving organization and planning.
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The characters begin to get back together to take down M. Night.
"These are some good s'mores,"said while chewing.
"How dare you laugh maniacally!!!!!!!"suddenly screamed at him. "ARE YOU A VILLIAN?! DID YOU STAY AT OUR MOTEL?!?! I DIDN'T THINK SO! SO SHUT YOUR VAGINA!!!!!"
Pathik stopped laughing.
Suddenly,appeared from thin air. "Let's end this piece of shit. The people I got stuck with are really pissing me off."
"No way!" Lee told him. "We still have to go kill M. Night!"
"Killing?" Pathik asked, suddenly interested. "Ooh, ooh, please? Please? I WANT TO KILL HIM AND RIP HIM TO SHREDS! HE'S PROBABLY NOT EVEN GOING TO PUT ME IN THE NEXT MOVIE!"
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Black Lotus Home Base
"So what are we supposed to do now?"snapped at everyone.
"You shall bow to me," a voice said from the shadows. For I am your creator. I am...Onaga123. And I now have rights to all of you. I shall take over your world. Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!! For I am also...
Melon Lord! Mwa-ha-ha-ha M. Night Shyamalan!!!!"
Ruins of Taku
"I will betray you, and you, and also you. I will stab you in the back. Repeatedly! And I will be the one that —"
"Wait a minute, who are you, anyway?"asked. "I saw you across the street, but I had no idea who you were."
"Sorry, never heard of you."
Afiko growled. "I have a mind to betray you..."
After walking back through the doorway of the cafe, holding his laptop,refreshed the page for the seven-hundredth time. Slythrin and followed him in, giggling.
"40,700...40,701...40,702..." Hoshizu mumbled. "I will get the lucky edit...f*ck you Onaga...40,703..."
"40,997...40,998...40,999...41,000...41,001...40,002 — wait...no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He checked that page's history, and saw who had stolen the edit from him. "CURSE YOU
PERRY THE ONAGA123!!!!!!!"
(Sly and Tam Mee just came along because I couldn't think of anything better to do with them.)
Western Air Temple
- Dear Farsi and Ran,
I stole your baby. Good day.
- --M. Night
"Well, it's hard to believe they missed that," Gyatso said.
Ba Sing Se
Ozai: And I was like
- Baby, baby, baby ohhh
- Like baby, baby, baby noo
- Like baby, baby, baby ohh
- I thought youd always be mine, mine
:When I was 13,
- I had my first love...
"Hey, cool, when we went through that vortex, I must have split into two different people," Mian said. "When I close my left eye, I can see my other self arguing with Afiko."
Lee Koisho,, , Katas, Pathik, , and Nero popped into existence next to them.
"Has anyone found M. Night anywhere?" Pathik asked eagerly.
"No, but we found his plans," Zhao replied. He pried it out of Sokka's hands, who was moaning on the ground, saying something about old ladies.
Gyatso and Liang appeared as well. "He also is the one that kidnapped Diyu."
"Wait!" Pathik said. "My Guru Senses are tingling! M. Night is at...the Black Lotus Home Base! Let's go and kill him! I want to force him to put me in the movie! With a good actor, too!"
"Shut your vagina! Let's go!"
- 's name is still messed up, a reference to the previous two chapters.
- Pathik still is eager to kill people.
- forgot the release date for the first chapter, and didn't know any chapters had been written until notified him it was his turn to write a chapter.
- Dudewaldo4 was too lazy to put more trivia.
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